ugh

i hate being on the same bathroom schedule as other female co-workers. it's awkward.

new and improved

i like how my work addressed the problem of only having one bathroom for every 1500* or so people by painting the front doors a nice shade of olive green. it's like a home improvement bandaid: "there, there, that's better."











*this is not a scientific statistic. i have no idea how many people work in this building, or, even on my floor.

is nothing sacred anymore?

seriously. my job is shitty enough without having to put up with the smell of other people's shit in every bathroom i enter. we have 6 different bathrooms here. 4 are within smelling distance of people's workspace. 2 are out by a hallway/board room that aren't within smelling distance of people's workspace. 1 of those 2 is a private bathroom with no other stalls. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE POOPS IN? bzzzzzzzzzzt. wrong answer! it's not bathrooms 1-5; it's bathroom #6! the one that is private and not by anyone's desk, for christ's sake!!

does this take a lot of brains to figure out? or, is it just that a lack of common courtesy is running rampant in our building? either way, it's disgusting. i would give up my paid maternity leave to be able to pee in a bathroom that smelled like apricots or ocean spray or something. ANYTHING other than your shit.